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Old Jul 30, 2008, 12:21 PM // 12:21   #1001
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Because the Eels trick the city.

who invented shoes to have left side and right side?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #1002
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yay i did the #1000 post!! me want a cookie!!

I invented shoes to have left side and right side xD
Why do monks heal?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 01:21 PM // 13:21   #1003
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Because Healer's Boon is pro.



Where's the Wammo?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #1004
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Wham! Wake me up before you mo mo

why do fairy tales always starts with Once Upon a Time, In a land far far away?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 05:10 PM // 17:10   #1005
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because thats where it starts

why does 2+2=5?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 05:25 PM // 17:25   #1006
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because if you put the lines of two 2s together and then rearrange those lines they end up looking like a 5.

why do some people have more hair then the other people who have bald head?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #1007
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it has something to do with jeans, the kind you wear me thinks.
did you go on vacation for summer?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 05:34 PM // 17:34   #1008
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I go on vacation last summer, but when I reach the destination it was winter :P hahahaha. (ps what do you call that vacation, summer or winter vacation?)

how do you make a snow angel and not get your clothes wet?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #1009
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do everything normal, except use sand instead of snow (but still call it a snow angel).

do you like going to the beach?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 08:28 PM // 20:28   #1010
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i love the beach, i used to live near it
whats your favorite food?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #1011
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food?! me is anorexic >.>
Why do people like watching sex and the city?
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #1012
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Because people are bored.
Why do people enter idol200X?
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #1013
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Because they don't wear sasquatch hair..

Why can't I shave my butt?
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 01:26 AM // 01:26   #1014
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Because you need to plug in your razors!

Why does square bread taste better then round bread?
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 02:10 AM // 02:10   #1015
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how can you be sure the bread aren't actually triangle stretch to look like square or round? (q and a)
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 06:18 AM // 06:18   #1016
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you can see the stretch marks if they did that.


who invented the commercial? (and WHY!)
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 07:08 AM // 07:08   #1017
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greedy people.

if you watch tv, do you watch the commercials when the show is on break?
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #1018
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not usually....thats time to pee, make dinner, check to see if something better is on any other channel.....however, I dont watch much reg tv---

do you download torrents?
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #1019
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ofc i download torrents.. i watch naruto you know

do u watch naruto?
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 01:26 PM // 13:26   #1020
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Pokemon > Naruto

lion fights a whale, who wins?
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